Writing 337, via DIK
Construction Site
Irvine, California USA
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
Don't eat the white mint.
This was on the wall of a "porta-potty" on a construction site.
Writing 335, via David
Outside main Palace
Port-o-Potty
Tikrit IRAQ 09036
Unisex restroom
Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling
Got to love the minds of our nation's soldiers. So inventive.
Janitor's note: Wow, our first entry from a soldier in Iraq (?)!
Writing 320, via The Mad Shrubber
Port-a-Potty
Milton, Florida USA 32583
Unisex restroom, floor: ground
This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody.
A classic, and one of the best in my opinion.
Writing 316, via Ralph
Outhouse - in a city park
Charlotte, Michigan USA 48823
Unisex restroom
This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.
I read this back in the 1950's when I was in grade school. It took a few years before I would grasp the meaning of it.
Writing 314, via Anonymous
Philmont Scout Ranch
Outhouse
near Cimarron, New Mexico
Unisex restroom
Here I sit,
A pushin' and a flexin'
Ahh . . .
Just gave birth
To a new little Texan.
People in New Mexico don't much care for Texans, but they do let them spend their money when they visit.
Writing 304, via Clark
The University of Texas at San Antonio
San Antonio, Texas USA 78231
Unisex restroom, 4th floor
Pity the poor bastard who's poetic ability is enhanced by the smell of shit.
Writing 266, via Stacy
Port-a-potty
Fort Hunter Ligget, California USA
Unisex restroom
Written just above the urinal in a port-a-potty:
Sink is too low and blue soap will now lather.
Military Seabees are so creative...
Writing 265, via Stacy
Port-a-potty
Fort Hunter Ligget, Caliornia USA
Unisex restroom
Please Do Not Throw Toothpicks in The Urinals The Crabs can Pole Vault.
Military Seabees are so original...
Writing 254, via John
Portable toilet, construction site
Wilmington North Carolina USA 28403
Unisex restroom
snoregasm
boregasm
doorgasm
Al Goregasm
Writing 251, via Jess
Port-a-potty
Kelowna, BC Canada V4T 1H9
Unisex restroom
On the wall in a port-a-potty:
It's easy to piss on the floor, but it takes talent to SHIT on the ceiling!
Writing 250, via Jonny
Eldorado
Superior, Colorado USA 80027
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
why the heck do parents always yell?? when the kid didnt do ne thing wrong...GOD!!!
Writing 220, via Dave
Outhouse on construction site in January
Crested Butte, Colorado USA 81224
Unisex restroom
Here I sit all cold and dirty,
killing time until 4:30.
Writing 216, via Beth
Pier 45, Shed B
San Francisco, California USA
Unisex restroom
Sonic Dude sez:
Time is Money
Resistance is Useless
Soup is Good Food
Eventually, a guy I liked became my boyfriend, and I discussed this with him, and found that he had written it.
Writing 194, via Apeiron
Port-a-Potty at a Neil Young Show
George, Washington USA
Unisex restroom, ground floor
Hate Bush? Hate Gore? Turn Green! Go Ralph!
Writing 190, via DJ Polk
Yab Yum Coffeehouse
Orlando, Florida USA 32804
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
Long since closed, but great graffiti on the unisex bathroom walls (encouraged by management, no less!)
If Jesus loves me, why does he keep calling out other people's names in bed?
Writing 154, via Anonymous
South Africa 0051
Unisex restroom, floor: 1st floor
Cheer up! Bush could be president of your country.
Writing 138, via David
Jakobsbergs Gymnasium
Stockholm SWEDEN 17540
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
He who said that sex was the best feeling in the world has never really, really, really, really needed to take a shit
Writing 125, via Leav
Across from the English multimedia room, the gymnasia Hertzelia
Tel Tel-Aviv ISRAEL
Unisex restroom, 3rd floor
By reading this you are commiting thoughtcrime.
Thank you and have a nice day,
Minilove
A nodd to the famed book by George Orwell "1984".
Writing 116, via Smartie
Mörby Skolan / Skolsysters toilet
Stockholm Sweden 18200
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
Bovar och banditer
sitter här och skiter
Rhymes in Swedish, but correct translation in English:
Criminals and crooks
are sitting here taking a shit
Writing 104, via Anders
Snack youth camping site
Visby SWEDEN 62172
Unisex restroom
Sug pung, dö ung
Translated from Swedish to English it reads:
Suck balls, die young
In Swedish it rhymes, and sounds pretty epic actually.
Writing 100, via Ben
Some restaurant in Rome
Rome ITALY
Unisex restroom, ground floor
Some go here to sit and think
Some go here to shit and stink
I go here to scratch my balls
and write some bullshit on the walls
Writing 99, via Mr Bister
Bromangymnasiet
Hudiksvall SWEDEN 82480
Unisex restroom, 2nd floor.
Den som tycker att sex är skönt har aldrig varit riktigt skitnödig...
Translation from Kristian: Anyone who thinks having sex is great, has never had to take a crap when you REALLY need to.
Janitor's note: This seems to be be a common one, in many languages.
Writing 97, via Johnny
Outhouse at the "Kungsleden" hiking trail
Kvikkjokk SWEDEN
Unisex restroom, 1st floor floor
Om du tror att sex är det skönaste som finns har du aldrig varit RIKTIGT skitnödig
In English: "If you think sex is the most enjoyable thing in the world you have never REALLY needed to take a dump"
(The outhouse was at least 10 miles from the nearest lodge.)
Writing 71, via Vo
The late, greatly lamented Les Amis
Austin, Texas USA 78705
Unisex restroom
Still the single best graffito in Austin, TX or anywhere:
GET YOUR MOTHER ON THE PHONE
TELL HER JESUS WAS A CLONE
THEN TRY TO DENY IT ONCE YOU'RE ALONE
Writing 64, via Two Names
USAF high security agency outhouse
Trabzon TURKEY (mountain top post)
Unisex restroom
He who writes on shithouse walls
Should roll his shit in little balls.
Underneath in differenty handwriting.
He who reads these lines of wit
Should eat those little balls of shit.
Writing 56, via Dave!
Bear's Place
Bloomington, Indiana USA 47408
Unisex restroom (in the front), ground floor
When I run, I feel god's power.
Writing 24, via John
Hampstead, North Carolina, USA 28443.
Unisex restroom.
In portable toilet on construction site. Newfangled crapper had a hopper for water (so you could wash your hands) directly above the urinal.
this is the stupidest idea yet, makin' you lean backwards to pee...
Dude, you just need a three foot dick like everyone else
If I had a three foot dick, I wouldn't need a urinal, now would I?