Writing 357, via Shaggy
Veronica Hall, Alvernia College
Reading, Pennsylvania USA 19607
Men's restroom, in the basement/dungeon
On the ceiling above the toilet seat.
Your shit must feel real good if your looking up here.
I looked at this writing every day of my freshman year. No idea who put it there.
Writing 356, via Loren
Tara Anglican School for Girls
Sydney, NSW Australia 2151
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie
Just thought it was a cute rhyme for a chicks bathroom.
Writing 355, via Sharrell
Dreamgirls Strip Club
Minneapolis, Minnesota 55404
Women's restroom, 1st and only floor
Brenda fucked my man
She fucked mine too!
Who's your man?
Jayvon- I'll kick her ass
I'm gonna kick YOUR ass-Jayvon's my man's name!!!!!
This last has to be from Brenda herself:
Stop flattening my tires you stoopid hoes- u see hes not no good
And under THAT:
And now I'M fuckin him! Trish
And finally:
jokes on all of you- he gave my clamidia!!! Betsie
Betsie was the only female bouncer in the place, and everyone was scared of her — so they barred Jayvon (who really WAS sleeping with half of the dancers) and all stripped happily ever after!
Writing 353, via Diane
John Yeats Middle School
Suffolk, Virginia USA 23435
Women's restroom, 1st and only
Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.
Writing 352, via Diane
John Yeats Middle School
Suffolk, Virginia USA 23435
Women's restroom, 1st and only floor
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.
I saw it and I loved it.
Writing 351, via Tottie
Ohio USA
Women's restroom, 1st floor
I HAD SEX IN THIS STALL!
I noticed it while I was on the toilet and it really grossed me out... I think it meant that that chick had sex in the stall.
Writing 350, via Jen
Clear Run Intermediate School
Tobyhanna, PA, USA 18466
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode
This only stayed for a little while, but it made me laugh. Gotta love those cafeteria tacos!
Writing 347, via Jacklyn
Oak Ridge High School
The Woodlands, Texas USA 77382
Women's restroom, 1st and only floor
jessica loves michael
(Below.)
so it was u!!!
Apparently someone was cheating on his girlfriend...and she found out!
Writing 346, via Rayray
Coop H.S.
New Haven, Connecticut USA 06510
Women's restroom, 3rd floor
In the handicap stall, the right-hand corner by the door,
Suck my balls
And underneath it, in different handwriting,
If you have balls then why are you in the girl's bathroom?
I guess the person who wrote the reply hadn't been in Coop long enough to hear tales of "The Boom-Boom Room."
Writing 345, via Rayray
A building belonging to Yale University
New Haven, Connecticut USA 06510
Women's restroom, basement floor
Mmm... Pussy
And right underneath it;
Maturity... ain't it grand?
I guess Yalies are no different from everyone else.
Writing 339, via Katrina
Concordia University
Buetow Music Building
St. Paul, Minnesota USA 55104
Women's restroom, 1st floor
i love brian!
apparently not enough to keep from defacing a bathroom stall.
The second was written underneath the first, in different handwriting that looked like a professor's.
Writing 338, via Laura
Jackpot
Raleigh, North Carolina USA 27606
Women's restroom, 1st floor
A kiss is two questions answered at once.
Writing 336, via Joanna
University College Dublin
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
Written on the left wall:
*TOILET TENNIS*
look right
Written on the right wall:
look left
This could keep you going for awhile!
Writing 333, via Sarah
Humptys Resturant
Calgary, Alberta CANADA 102-920
Women's restroom, 1st floor
I was here but now i'm not I sat right here and smoked some pot, I'm writing this to make a point, Lifes a bitch so smoke a joint
I agree!
Writing 329, via Tammy
Shari's Restaurant
Shoreline, Washington USA 98133
Women's restroom, only floor
here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants
Saw the first half already posted on here... has been one of my favorite stall writings for a few years now.
Writing 328, via Natalie
Vines High School
Plano, Texas USA
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only farted
I laughed so hard I almost fell in...
Writing 327, via Arokthis
University of New Hampshire
Whittimore Center Arena
Durham, New Hampshire USA 03824
Women's restroom, main floor
My copy of "How to serve man" is missing. Has anyone seen it? Jen
This was found just after a meeting of science fiction geeks had left. There is a story that boils down to this: Aliens show up, end all wars, make everyone healthy and strong. Someone notices a book all of the aliens carry and asks what it is, hears "How to serve man" and asks for translated copy. Turns out to be a cookbook.
Writing 324, via Roxanne
Reggies Sandwich Factory
Barrie, Ontario CANADA N6E 1R7
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
have you found that sex lately has been a pain in the ass?
well turn around! you're doing it the wrong way!!
Written below:
NO YOU'RE IN THE WRONG BATHROOM
The meaning is obvious, however these were stalls known for sexual conquests.
Writing 318, via Shoopie
Food 4 Less
Carson, California USA 90243
Women's restroom, 1st floor
On a sign that said "Please wash your hands completely clean" someone wrote:
how? there's no soap!
Damn cheap bathrooms.
Writing 311, via Lynn
Tandy's
Houston, Texas USA 77396
Women's restroom
As the story goes, Bush was in need of a lady of the evening. He instructed Dick to set him up with some to check out. Dick brought him a blonde who told him the price was $200. He decided this was too much, so he asked the redhead "how much?". She told him $500. WOW! He then asked the brunette "how much?" and she replied:
Lower my panties as low as the wages, raise my dress as high as the taxes, get that thing as hard as the times and screw me like you screwed the American people and you can have it for nothing!
I actually read this about Nixon, years ago, but really felt it needed some updating and was still very appropriate!
Writing 310, via Lynn
Tandy's
Houston, Texas USA 77396
Women's restroom
If you voted for Bush don't shit here - your asshole is in Washington.
TRUE, so sadly very true.
Writing 309, via Amanda
School
Racine, Wisconsin 53404
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
Please Donate to Charity
Arrow pointing to toilet next to writing.
I thought it was funny, so I tossed in a penny!
Writing 308, via Erin
Champs
St. Paul, Minnesota USA 55387
Women's restroom, floor: 1st
15 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 week in the hospital,
And a baby with no name.
My thoughts for this were that a young girl ruined her life by having a baby at such a young age. It's saying "Don't have sex too young!"
Writing 307, via Sarah
School
Washington DC USA 20579
Women's restroom, 1st floor
On a tampon dispenser the word 'tampon' was crossed out and reads:
gentle guide vibrator
Damn, it was empty.
Writing 291, via Brittney
High School
Waverly, Ohio USA 45690
Women's restroom, 1st floor
If you love your man have some class
Don't write it where you wipe your ass!
Self explanitory, quit fucking up the stalls freshmen, it's annoying!
Writing 287, via Sarah
Denmark road High school for Girls
Gloucestershire, England UK Gl1 3JS
Women's restroom, ground floor of the main building
I LOVE SIMON RANDLES! SPANK ME ANY DAY!
Well - our school is a demented all girls school that is consumed by either dykes or boy mad rabie-ridden desperates. Simon Randles happens to be a particularly lush sixth former of whom everyone loves to death. And I mean EVERYONE. Think celebrity status, screaming, drooling etc. Fair enough.
Nirvana live on!
Err...sorry to break it to you mate but....
And the rest, about Nirvana? Some sad twats are still in denial as to the death of a rock star who probably died before they were born. How sad? Very sad.
Writing 272, via Natalie
School
Bradford, West Yorkshire UK BD13 5DE
Women's restroom, 1st floor
sex drugs rock & roll speed weed birth control fathers a bastard baby's a git all because the fucking condom split
Meaning: Be careful.
Writing 264, via Brittany
McLaughlin Middle School
Vancouver, Washington USA 98662
Women's restroom, 1st floor
If you love him, show some class. Don't write his name where you wipe your ass.
This was a common one in all the bathrooms at MAC, but usually pointless as many things such as "I LOVE JOSH!" were writen in the same handwriting.
Writing 263, via Leah
Public bathroom
Melbourne, Florida USA 32907
Women's restroom, ground floor
its amazing how many people crap with pens!!
This was written after many people had written their numbers or their name and their lovers name in little hearts.
Writing 261, via Piper
Independence
USA 33458
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
mother father please don't cry as i bid you one last good bye. my eyes are closed my arm is red there's no light on inside my head. there is so much i didn't say things i should have said everyday. i love you too and thanks so much i should have given you hugs and such. but this rhyming game is over it's my turn to go i just wanted to say i love you so. so pack up get out get on with your life mom's got a new husband dad's got a new wife. but day in and day out i know you'll think of me things will change in good time you'll see. yet sometimes you think and wonder what it would be like if your only daughter were still alive.
Writing 260, via Piper
Independence
USA 33458
Women's restroom, 2nd floor
i'm ganna draw a picture, a picture with a twist. i'll draw it w/a razor blade, i'll draw it in my wrist. if i do it correctly a fountain will appear, drowning all my sorrow, drowning all my fear.
Writing 253, via Elizabeth
Hilltop High School
Chula Vista, California USA 91910
Women's restroom
As I sit in deady vapor,
I did my sit,
now where's the paper?
Writing 252, via Dez
Carlos's
Houston, Texas USA 77070
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Don't Drink and Drive
Get high and Fly
Writing 247, via Jessica
Some place by MSU
Lansing, Michigan USA 48809
Women's restroom, bottom floor
You are here! [With an arrow pointing down to the toilet]
Writing 241, via Bob
The Cherwell School
Oxford, England UK OX2CS
Women's restroom, ground floor
smoker loo SMOKERS LOO KEEP OUT
On the cubicle door in which people hide behind to smoke...
Writing 234, via Beagle
Train Station Public Loo
SOUTH AFRICA 3201
Women's restroom
In order to prevent wet feet, stand up upon the seat
To which was added:
Don't bother standing on the seat - the crabs in this loo jump 10 feet!
The loo was disgusting, urine on the floor and I doubt anyone would like to sit down on the filthy seat.
Writing 233, via Mariska
EsselenPark Highschool
Worcester SOUTH AFRICA 6850
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Save FUEL.
Get cremated with a friend!
Probably off now, as I left school 10 years ago!
Writing 232, via Zee
Taxila Secondary School
Pietersburg, Northern Province SOUTH AFRICA 0699
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit.
Writing 223, via Lynne
Richland High School
Freshman Hall
Richland, Washington USA 99352
Women's restroom
WASL and ITED, sitting in a tree
T-E-S-T-I-N-G
WASL and ITED are both tests that our school has coming up next week...to the tune of the stupid k-i-s-s-i-n-g, sitting in a tree song...
Writing 218, via Jenni
Cat's Cradle
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA 27510
Women's restroom
Cheese Fact #4: The best part about any food with cheese in it is the cheese.
Writing 192, via Martin
Apprentice training centre
Western Australia 6753
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Written real small on the front of the toilet bowl, between where your legs would be, right under the seat lip.
what the fuck are you looking here for
Writing 189, via Anonymous
Triple Rock Social Club
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Women's restroom
JESUS WAS HERE
Goddamn cross dresser!
Writing 187, via Jamie
9th Street Coffee House
Durham, North Carolina USA 27701
Unisex restroom, 1st floor
Scientists prove it: poop splash causes AIDS!
(In a different hand.)
Do you have to swallow it?
Writing 182, via Nancy
Random nice restaurant
Los angeles, California USA 90049
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Written in small letters at the very bottom of the stall door in the women's restroom:
you are now peeing at a 45 degree angle
Writing 171, via Gemmy
Public Park
Northern Beijing CHINA
Women's restroom
Official sign in Chinese characters: pang hou qing chong shui
, which basically means "please flush".
Then underneath, in English:
Please Mang After Shit
Who knows what mang means... :)
Writing 165, via Aurora
Ed White Middle School
San Antonio, Texas USA 78218
Women's restroom, 1st floor
If you like him have some class, don't write where you wipe your ass.
Written in response to pre-pubescent love scrawls strewn all over the walls.
Writing 164, via Hippu
Wesleyan University
Campus Center
Middletown, Connecticut USA 06459
Women's restroom
Each written by a different person.
Goals for the semester:
Find true love
Fuck true love!
Both, yes?
Writing 161, via One Wet Leg
Comet Tavern
Seattle, Washington USA 98122
Women's restroom
Under a long, flowing and psuedo-intellectual writing in black marker someone else penned:
oh, great. another college student bought a sharpie.
Writing 159, via DB
Stockton College
Pomona, New Jersey USA 08240
Women's restroom, 1st floor
From three different people:
Meat is murder
Tasty
Necesary for some, excess for most.
Writing 153, via Centaur
In visitor's restroom
Lookout Mountain, Tennessee USA
Women's restroom, ground floor
Saw this while on vacation in the early 1980's:
If black is beautiful, I just shit a masterpiece.
Writing 139, via Leesa
U.C Berkeley
Barrows Hall
Berkeley, CA, USA 94720
Women's restroom, basement
Written by three different women over time:
If God had meant for women to give blow jobs, she would have made men taste better.
But oh, think of the protein.
I'd rather eat tofu.
Writing 130, via Laura
J.Patrick O'Mally's Pub (now defunct)
Lubbock, Texas USA 79401
Women's restroom, ground floor
Mick, Mick
with lips so thick
rock and roll me
'til I'm sick.
Writing 128, via AEM
Public Restroom outside of a Bar
Grand Bahama Island BAHAMAS
Women's restroom, ground floor
Jesus Loves You
Writing 117, via Tourist
Clear Springs Cafe (circa 1986)
Clear Springs, Texas USA 78130
Women's restroom, main floor
Men are no damn good!
Just fuck 'em.
Clear Springs is located between New Braunfels and Seguin.
Writing 89, via Mary
Georgia Southern University, Winburn Hall
Statesboro, GA 40568
Women's restroom, 3rd floor
Written in black marker.
If you take a crap,
Please put it back.
Thx
mgmt
Writing 49, via Blake
Dublin pub
Dublin, Ireland
Women's restroom, 1st floor
Mother Mary, who conceived without sinning, please help me to sin without conceiving.
Writing 31, via Chickenlil
Los Ojos Saloon.
Jemez Springs, New Mexico, USA 87025.
Women's restroom.
God damn that man
what kissed my mom
while he was doing
her electric
Writing 17, via Michae
University of Cape Town Arts.
Cape Town, South Africa 7945.
Women's restroom, 1st floor.
Don't discriminate, Hobbits are people too.
Writing 11, via Olivia
I've been in the men's restroom at Emo's and have to say that place is a goldmine. Only I never seem to have paper and pen. My sister was resourceful enough to have her digital camera on hand, though.
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity!
Writing 9, via Meredith
This entry was found in the women's restroom at The Metro. Each line is a response to the line before it (all made by different people).
The finger of God is inside you.
God is a tampon?!?
Tampons are fingers?!?
Writing 7, via Gemma
This next entry was found in the women's stall at The Metro. To fill ya in, it's a coffee shop on Guadalupe (a.k.a. "The Drag") on The University of Texas campus.
Driving into oncoming traffic is counter-productive.
Writing 2, via Gemma
This was found in a women's stall in the Undergraduate Library (or UGL) at The University of Texas. Each line is a response to the one which proceeds it.
Is true love ever to be found?
Yes. Believe it, and it was so.
It is not a question of finding "true love," but one of finding someone whose bullshit you can put up with.
False love is not love at all. If you love truly, then it is true love.
I'm just looking for someone who doesn't irritate the shit out of me.
It seems to me u all fail to recognize love in its pure existance by attempting to define it
Love transcends the need for definitive terminology. Don't undermine it!!
If it transcends the need for defintive terminology, then why are you calling it love?
FIGHT AGAINST MALE TYRANNY!