Writing 195, via Jon

Wagner's Mall
Bend, Oregon USA 97701
Men's restroom

Someone, obviously a gay guy had written,

I need a blowjob

In response sombody else, obviously a christian type had written,

No you need Jesus.

I supplied the punchline:

No, I need Jesus to give me a blow-job.

No sense of humor. All hell broke out for weeks between warring factions in this particular bathroom shared by gays and jesusfreaks alike. Finally management stepped in and had the bathroom walls redone with a material, some kind of bumpy stuff that made graffiti writing nearly impossible.